It's mega windy right now. MEGA. Fires burning on the north side of town. Grass fire burning on the west side of town. It's nasty. I'm grateful my roof is in tact. Now my two ugly trees in my front yard......well, they could blow over. I'd be totally fine with it. I hate them. I even figured it could be of service to our neighbors across the street if this furious west wind blew them over in a miraculous southward direction and landed on their problematic vehicles. Then they could get cars that worked. They are nice folks.
See. I'm totally thinking of the other guy rather than myself :)