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Thursday, September 1, 2011

The Facebook Status

Facebook.  So big.  I'm glad that my kids don't take it too seriously.  One of the things I enjoy are some of the status updates James posts on his page.  Sorry all, this blog entry is just my way of remembering some of my favorites over the last few months.



My favorite part of school is coming home, taking off my make up, and putting on my sweat pants....


If anyone can guess the color I'm thinking of right now, I will give them a..Michael.... And a hug and a kiss.... LIKE MY STATUS!!!!

I can't log in to facebook....


Guy: Would you like to dance?
Girl: No
Guy: You must not have heard me right, I said you look really fat in those pants...


If you live right, there really isn't such a thing as death...


Whether you're awesome or cool put this as your status (If you...)
wanna start a potato farm. [Comment with :D.]
Think I look good in a sombrero. [Like.]
If you think I'm a good sea horse tamer. [Comment.]
If you wanna play uno, be honest. [Comment with a lol (drowning man).]
If you want me to take care of your unicorn. [Comment, and leave a 
.]
If you're awesome or cool. [Make this your status.]


Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?


Hates it when you can't find someone on facebook cause you never got their last name... It's like learning what to do if you're on fire while listening to loud music, all you get is stop and drop.... Then what?


I just read that small amounts of stress is actually healthy and will help get rid of a cold faster, and at the bottom in a small note it says video game stress counts.... Super Mario World here I come....


is sick, I'll bet if this status gets a lot of likes I'll get better quicker... SO LIKE MY STATUS!!!


popcorn is an antidepressant


Vote for me at tomorrow's student election!!  (James wasn't on the ballot)


Do you ever get the feeling you are being watched? Well guess what.... It's me, all of the time, every day.. Yeah I'm talking to every single person who reads this status.. Now like this status..


I don't believe in judging people based on skin color, hair color, intelligence, mental stability, musical taste, height, weight, age, favorite sport, or if they are aware that Zelda isn't the elfy looking guy in the tunic... For me it all comes down to which three Star Wars movies the other person thinks of when I say Star Wars trilogy.. I mean what else REALLY matters? Clone Wars was the only good one anyways


What do you get when you cross an atheist with a dyslexic? Someone who doesn't believe in dogs... HAHA...


Coulrophobia is the irrational fear of clowns... I've now gotten over that... I now have Ablutophobia - fear of bathing....

Pickup line for a guy trying to get a girl: Cute, you're growing a mustache too? We must have a lot in common... Would that work? I need feedback....




Fun Fact: Light travels faster than sound.. That's why sometimes people seem bright, until they open their mouth...

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