I have one boy living in the hospital for the next few weeks.
I have another boy limping around with a wrecked ankle in healing mode (I assume he is not abusing the said ankle at recess) and off crutches.
I have another boy who wrecked himself playing basketball in gym class yesterday and is now on crutches sporting a swollen ankle.
I have one boy left and if he doesn't injure himself in the next two days, the window is closed. I am totally done.